
One of my favorites and one of the best Kearney lines of all time: [after admitting that he dated fellow bully Jimbo's mom] Hey, she came onto me man!
Random thoughts, dancing when no one is watching, writing too many stories with no endings in sight, singing at the top of my lungs, trying to embrace my feminine side, watching horror movies in the middle of the day, standing in the rain, teaching myself how to cook, obsessing over sharks, reading more books than I can count, discovering new music, planning my life with no possible regrets, and surviving that dark mysterious abyss often known as life after college.
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Jimbo: ... that is what this guy that's dating my mom said
Bart: I thought Kearny was dating your mom.
Kearny: Hey, she came on to me!
Homer: Your king needs you!
Jimbo: Jesus is our only king!
There has never been a show in the history of TV that has gone from popular to completely unwatchable.
I would rather have a hot poker shoved into my left eye than watch the Simpsons.
This season has been funny! The episode with Natalie Portman was really funny!
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