Monday, December 17, 2007
Today at work, Linda came up to me and randomly asked if I wanted a ham or a turkey. I don't really like ham so I picked turkey without really thinking about it. I then found out that I had won a boneless turkey breast from one of our lighting manufacturers. If $10,000 or more was sold by a salesperson in Widelite fixtures, then that person got either a spiral ham or a turkey. I sold $20,000 in orders and therefore, I won my first poultry product. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't quite proud of myself right now.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Lines of the night:
Montgomery (shouting in between band changes): Am I the ONLY black guy that likes to rock? (which was answered with cheers from the people around us) He also seemed to be right seeing as how there weren't that many black people at the concert.
Jimmy: Alright. It's either time to drink some beer or kick some ass and it looks like I'm all out of ass. I mean beer. Beer. Did I say ass?
Some drunk guy (to me): Hey. I couldn't help but notice what you're wearing.
Me: Yeah. I'm wearing clothes. It's a concept a lot of girls here aren't familiar with.
Jimmy: Hey! Buddy! I'm all out of beer so watch out! (to me with the guy standing right there)He totally wants to roofie you.
You got to love a drunk Jimmy getting protective of me when he could barely stand up without swaying - which sucked for him because House of Blues is an all standing venue. Montgomery and I haven't really spoken to one another in a couple of months but that changed last night when Montgomery said he was sorry and I basically said that it was cool. We all go through things and LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE CAUGHT UP WITH PETTY IMMATURE BULLSHIT. There. I said my piece.
The dynamic duo got home last night okay I'm figuring because when I woke up, there were three pictures in my inbox. I didn't bring my camera with me and I don't think I've ever seen Montgomery take a picture so that left Jimmy - who may I remind you was intoxicated and could barely hold the camera straight - but he insisted that he was fine. Great pictures James.
"I must have been obsessed with Kate's head last night because this is one of six pictures just like it" - Jimmy
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Also, I know I've posted this before but I wanted to again. Last night, on television, Mary Poppins was being shown. Now, this is a movie I hate. Mary Poppins is so full of herself. "Practically Perfect in Every Way", oh please. Below, someone has recut scenes from the movie to turn it into a horror movie and I love it.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
1. You Give Me Something by James Morrison
2. Wonderwall (acoustic live ) by Oasis
3. Do You Wanna Dance? The Beach Boys
4. Travelin' Band by Jerry Lee Lewis
5. Beg by Evans Blue
6. You Fight Me by Breaking Benjamin
7. Pretty Little Angel Eyes by Curtis Lee
8. This Will Be (An Everlasting Love) by Natalie Cole
9. Talk Shows on Mute by Incubus
10. Dry Your Eyes by The Band