All The News That's Fit To Print

While I avoid washing dishes as long as possible and instead get ready to watch The Devil's Rejects again, because it's amazing, catch up with these headlines:

Happy 38th Birthday Marily Manson. Your wife, Dita Von Teese, is divorcing you after only one year of marriage.

In the last week more Americans have died in New Orleans than in Iraq. The city's murder rate is 30% higher than any other U.S. city.

A movie that made a total of $30 in ticket sales while in the theaters (yes, $30) is getting more buzz thanks to the Internet. Is there anything the Internet can't do?

Britney and K-Fed agree on the custody of their two children - at least for now.

Wentworth Miller, star of tv's Prison Break, does not enjoy fame.

Matt Lauer celebrates his 10th year on The Today Show. And he still isn't glib.

First Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, and now his wife. Melania Trump backs up her husband in his ridiculous feud with Rosie O'Donnell.

And if you feel like losing your soul or are just in the mood for some trash television, you can catch a sneak peak of VH1's newest show, I Love New York. The show premieres on Monday, Jan. 8 at 9 p.m. est.