Melissa would be so ashamed of me. Last night was Heidi and Dan's rehearsal dinner at this really cool southern dining restaurant. My mom, dad, and I arrived before everyone else though so we decided to sit at the bar and drink until the dinner began. In about two hours, I had three glasses of Miller Lite on tap and wound up pretty drunk. But in my defense, I drank the first two pretty first on an empty stomach. In college, I admit, I could have drank a lot more before becoming intoxicated but I haven't had any sort of alcohol in a few months now so that's another reason why I got drunk so fast on so little. Melissa, my drinking buddy, I apologize for I know I have let you down. Janet said that tonight at the we
dding reception, she's going to challenge me to a drinking contest. She claims that she can drink me under the table and if I was still in college, she would probably lose horribly. But after last night... in the eternal words of every college freshman the next morning after a party... "I'm never drinking again!" But on a good note, I didn't throw up last night or wake up with a hangover. I suppose I can still handle beer like a champion - just not as much.
Melissa would be so ashamed of me. Last night was Heidi and Dan's rehearsal dinner at this really cool southern dining restaurant. My mom, dad, and I arrived before everyone else though so we decided to sit at the bar and drink until the dinner began. In about two hours, I had three glasses of Miller Lite on tap and wound up pretty drunk. But in my defense, I drank the first two pretty first on an empty stomach. In college, I admit, I could have drank a lot more before becoming intoxicated but I haven't had any sort of alcohol in a few months now so that's another reason why I got drunk so fast on so little. Melissa, my drinking buddy, I apologize for I know I have let you down. Janet said that tonight at the we
dding reception, she's going to challenge me to a drinking contest. She claims that she can drink me under the table and if I was still in college, she would probably lose horribly. But after last night... in the eternal words of every college freshman the next morning after a party... "I'm never drinking again!" But on a good note, I didn't throw up last night or wake up with a hangover. I suppose I can still handle beer like a champion - just not as much.
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