Headlines

I'm hitting the worst part of withdrawl. I am convinced that I can actually taste the Dr. Pepper on my tongue. While I'm losing my mind, enjoy some headlines:

Marcia Cross has given birth to twin girls.

Because Britney is completely insane lately, K-Fed might get the kids.

Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in the Bahamas next to her son.

"Grey's Anatomy" is getting a spinoff show.

It's supposedly getting nasty between New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his pregnant ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton is being sued for posting topless pictures of Jennifer Aniston.