Headlines

Apparently, if I do not update every day, people think that I'm either dead or injured. Please do not worry yourself. I am alive and well. And here are some headlines for Friday.

Britney Spears checks into rehab only to check herself out a day later. A for effort.

TV show Lost had an all-time low season ratings for Wednesday's episode.

Duane "Dog" Chapman, the bounty hunter of A&E fame, loses his extradition battle, clearing the way for him to face charges in Mexico.

Kenny Chesney wants everyone to know that he is not gay.

Despite cancellation, The O.C. already has a DVD release date for its fourth and final season.

Nicole Richie is charged with a misdemeanor DUI.

Worst movie idea ever: Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise star together in The Hardy Men, a story about the grown-up Hardy Boys.