Monday

While I contemplate why a.) my internet wasn't working this morning and b.) why Baxter brought a dead bird into the house this weekend, here is the news of the day:

A list of the best characters on television. Among them are Jim Halpert from The Office and Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

NBC has picked up 30 Rock for a full season. Now, I know my father despises Alec Baldwin but honestly, this show is hilarious with his dead-pan humor and I'm glad that I get to see more of it.

Happy Feet remains #1 at the boxoffice while film studio New Line blames snowstorms in the midwest for new release The Nativity Story performing poorly.

I walked into the office this morning and this was the topic of discussion over the tops of cubicles. Florida is to face Ohio State in national title game. This ends any chance for the Michigan Wolverines to get the rematch they wanted.

X-rated porn ornaments defame Christmas.