Mr. Spears No More

This just in! Breaking News! It's so nice to see something other than election news today. Britney Spears files for divorce from Kevin "K-Fed" Federline.

I'm not at all surprised by this news but I do hate the fact that K-Fed is going to be getting more publicity for the split, especially with his new rap album out now. But anyway. Britney, it's about freakin' time.