Thank god I have a subscription to Vanity Fair. I can now sleep at night. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally released pictures of their pod-baby Suri through use of the magazine, which hits stands Sept. 12. But if you can't absolutely wait until then, I have a link to the cover picture.
http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom/
There's still something very off about this entire thing. Just for one moment forget that TomKat are together to procreate. If you can get past that disturbing coupling, begin to recall all of those pictures of Katie's stomach when she was pregnant. First it looked like a beach ball and then a pillow stuffed under her shirt and no one saw this kid for 5 months except fellow scientologists or close friends that wouldn't dare speak ill of Tom Cruise, who is nearly a midget so why everyone is so terrified of him is beyond me. I can't wait until new rumors spread because you know the conspiracy theorists are already hard at work explaining who this baby posing with TomKat really is.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
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You know that a report is going to come out now from some woman who insists suri is actually her kidnapped baby! By the way, if you had watched the other Katie last night in her debut on the Evening News, you would have caught a glimpse of the cover early. Critique at- http://dreamingslav.blogspot.com/
Oh Katie, I heard that Suri is actually Chris Klein's. I mean if you think about it is possible. Maybe Katie Holmes was knocked up when she hooked up Tom. And it HER who manipulated HIM. Tom has a ton of money so why not pass off this kid as his. I think her plan backfired when she realized how crazy he is. Think about it... http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/conspiracy_corner/were_just_saying_20060906.php
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