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Damn, it's been a while. I'm sorry. I started writing a new story and I've just been too tired in the evenings after work to update. But here are some headlines before I post anything else.

Three 'Jeopoardy' contestants end up tied - a first in the game show's 23 year history.

Angelina Jolie has kept a low profile this weekend in Vietnam with her new adopted son, three year old Pax.

Carol Burnett is suing tv cartoon 'Family Guy' for making fun of her. I thought comics were supposed to be able to take a joke.

"Shrek 3" gets ready for an internationl invasion.

Animal owners panic over pet food recall.

USAToday does a profile of one of my favorite young actors: Shia LaBeouf.

Cate Blanchett may be starring in "Indiana Jones 4".

Critics haven't been liking the past few episodes of HBO's Rome.

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While I'm going through my kitchen and making a list for myself when I go grocery shopping in the next couple of days, here are some headlines of the day:

Long-time couple Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts are expecting their first child together.

Paris Hilton may be going to jail after getting another driving ticket.

Victoria Beckham is getting her own reality show when she moves to the U.S.

Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is turning 75 years old.

Students guilty of illegal online music sharing are given a chance to settle.

Prince Charles wishes to ban McDonald's food.

Watch some exclusive clips from the movie "Zodiac", which opens this Friday. I really want to see this movie.

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I'm hitting the worst part of withdrawl. I am convinced that I can actually taste the Dr. Pepper on my tongue. While I'm losing my mind, enjoy some headlines:

Marcia Cross has given birth to twin girls.

Because Britney is completely insane lately, K-Fed might get the kids.

Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in the Bahamas next to her son.

"Grey's Anatomy" is getting a spinoff show.

It's supposedly getting nasty between New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his pregnant ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton is being sued for posting topless pictures of Jennifer Aniston.

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Apparently, if I do not update every day, people think that I'm either dead or injured. Please do not worry yourself. I am alive and well. And here are some headlines for Friday.

Britney Spears checks into rehab only to check herself out a day later. A for effort.

TV show Lost had an all-time low season ratings for Wednesday's episode.

Duane "Dog" Chapman, the bounty hunter of A&E fame, loses his extradition battle, clearing the way for him to face charges in Mexico.

Kenny Chesney wants everyone to know that he is not gay.

Despite cancellation, The O.C. already has a DVD release date for its fourth and final season.

Nicole Richie is charged with a misdemeanor DUI.

Worst movie idea ever: Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise star together in The Hardy Men, a story about the grown-up Hardy Boys.

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Trying to stay warm in negative temperatures is certainly a challenge. That's why I'm enjoying a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream at the moment. Meanwhile, you can enjoy these news bits:

Disney is getting itself ready for High School Musical 2.

After months of rumors, Joss Whedon has announced that he will not be making a Wonder Woman movie.

Brooke Shields is going to be starring in a pilot for NBC.

Jessica Simpson says she refuses to talk about her personal life while continously talking about her private life.

Read about Will Ferrel's newest movie Blades of Glory, a spoof about figure skating.

Watch the trailer for Spiderman 3.

Horror movie The Messengers is #1 during a rather weak box office weekend.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy seemed to have played an interesting game with Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips.

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Baxter rudely awoke me this morning with licks on my hands and face because he thinks that if he's awake, everyone else should be too. So since I'm not in bed like I want to be sleeping my Saturday away, here are the weekend headlines for you.

Miami has forbidden tailgating on Super Bowl Sunday.

Ready for more 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'? The Adult Swim cult-status cartoon is taking the plunge into a full-length movie coming out in March.

Fox subpoenas YouTube over pirated '24' show, which were uploaded on the video-sharing site before their air dates.

Miss USA Tara Conner is out of rehab and admits that she's an alcoholic.

After 22 years, David Lee Roth joins Van Halen for a reunion tour.

Marcel from Bravo's "Top Chef" was attacked with a bottle by a viewer.

Check out this list of the best fight scenes of all time. For some reason John Wayne or Summer Glau from Serenity didn't make the list.

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I'm sorry for the lack of updates. I've just come home from work, too tired to do much of anything. But it's the weekend and what's that saying? No excuses. Play like a champion. So here are your headlines for the day:

Denny Doherty, member of the insanely popular 1960s group The Mamas and the Papas, has died at the age of 66. The leaves Michelle Phillips as the only surviving member.

O.J. Simpson has been ordered to limit spending.

ABC is desperate to fix the rifts on their hit show "Grey's Anatomy" after more anti-gay slurs.

Britney Spear's comeback have record producers worried that it might be a tought sell.

Chef Tom Colicchio wanted to send all of the chefs home on "Top Chef" and let Marcel win by default but producers vetoed the decision.

Top TV show "American Idol" shows a new mean streak.

McDonald's opened its first drive-thru window in Beijing, China on Friday.

Sundance opens with a call to speak out against war.

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Sorry for the lack of updates this weekend. Lauren is gone and Baxter and I are left to our own devices for the rest of the day. While I watch Serenity and try to work on one of my stories, this is the news of the past few days.

Jack's back. Watch a sneak peak of Fox's "24" which premieres tonight.

Stomp the Yard takes #1 at the box office with $22 million knocking Night at the Museum to second place.

Zach Braff admits he suffers from mild depression.

The 12th annual Critic's Choice Awards were this past Friday night.

Have an exclusive look at a crucial chapter in O.J. Simpson's canceled book "If I Did It".

Lots of break-ups this week including Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti, and Marilyn Manson and his wife Dita Von Teese.

Tom Cruise may have succeeded in bringing the Beckham's over to the dark side.

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Yum, yum. I love Luvin' Oven pizza. So while I'm enjoying my Friday night dinner, catch up on your news.

Movie studio has banned Peter Jackson from making The Hobbit, the prequel to his Lord of the Rings franchise.

It's official. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have split.

Paula Abdul has just gotten her own tv show on Bravo.

Sharon Stone's "comeback" movie Basic Instinct 2 won an award for worst reviewed movie of the year.

Soccer superstar David Beckham has signed a five year contract with the L.A. Galaxy. I'm sure Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are thrilled their new best friends are moving to the US.

A student was choked by an assistant principal over a dress code violation.

A new television network called Chiller, devoted entirely to horror movies, will premiere March 1st.

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While I hold the eternal debate of whether to watch a movie or television, here are some new headlines to read.

Donald Trump's reality show "The Apprentice" is facing an age-bias lawsuit.

Those rumors of a Justin Timberlake/Cameron Diaz break-up keep coming.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie definitely plan on having more children - one way or another.

Ben Stiller's newest hit Night at the Museum is #1 at the box office for the third consecutive week in a row.

The ultimate woman's tv channel, Lifetime, has secured four WB pictures to air on their network.

A New York fashion group is expected to issue guidelines on skinny models.

Who killed hip-hop? Don't expect K-Fed to be #1 on this list.